4 Vegan Microwave Hacks!

Did you know you can make quick desserts, meals and snacks in the microwave? It’s crazy. How am I just learning this? If you’re in college or just plain homeless these no-oven recipes are for you.

I usually use the microwave to reheat already cooked food like meal preps. Since I was straight up cooking food in the microwave the glassware stays in the microwave much longer than I’m used to. What I’m saying is that the plates and bowls get crazy hot. Use an oven mitt when handling.

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Vegan Kale Chips – Crispy!
I have no idea if I used too much oil but I can not express to you how good these were! Dude they were so crispy and had a delicious roasted flavor. Crazy right?! I used a huge bunch of kale so I had to make this in a million small batches in the microwave. The plate was sooo hot so be careful. Since these shrink up so much try to buy kale with larger leaves.

Warning: One of my kale leaves did catch on fire. Not an explosion but more like a lit candle on a birthday cake. I blew that shit out then debated if I should eat it. I did and it was great!!!

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kale, oil, salt

  1. Rip kale off the stalk into the largest pieces you can (they shrink up a lot once cooked)
  2. Mix with oil and salt
  3. Microwave in small batches for 2-3 minutes depending on your microwave. Keep an eye on them while cooking. They’re done when they feel somewhat crispy. A minute after removing from the microwave they crisp up even more.
  4. The plate will be super hot so leave the plate and just move the kale in and out of the microwave. ENJOY

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Microwave Vegan Loaded “Baked” Potato
The failed vegan microwave brownie recipe (you can try it) created a lot of emotional pain and self doubt within me. I was redeemed and my emotions were restored as soon as I made this loaded baked potato. I am the queen of basic ass food dazzling me to no end. Microwave-baked potato this one’s for you. (toasting the room with a romantic speech of love and light)

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potato, optional toppings: vegan plain cashew yogurt, chives, vegan shredded cheddar (I used daiya), diced chipotle seitan sausage (I used field roast)

  1. Scrub and wash clean the potato skin
  2. Pierce the potato with a fork on all sides (you can oil and salt the skin, optional)
  3. Depending on the potato size you’ll microwave the potato for 6-10 minutes (I flipped mine half way through). Mine cooked in 8 minutes.
  4. With a fork poke through the middle. If soft then cut open the potato, fluff the inside and top with chz. Microwave with cheese for 1 minute.
  5. Load the potato up with more toppings. ENJOY

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Microwave Vegan Un-fried Rice
Guess who never wants to cook rice and clean a pot but always wants to eat rice? Me. The fact that I can microwave rice just blows my mind. When I cooked the rice for 10 minutes I thought some of the rice seemed under-cooked but after adding the veggies and cooking an additional 2 minutes the rice seemed perfect. I have no idea what that means for you. This completely blows my mind.

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1/2 cup white rice, 1 cup water, 1 TB soy sauce, 1 TB oil (sesame is ideal), 1/2 cup frozen veggies, chives garnish, ginger would have been nice in this

  1. Cook rice with water for about 10 minutes or until water is absorbed. Bowl will be really hot so use oven mitts.
  2. Once rice is cooked add frozen veggies and cook everything for an additional 2 minutes
  3. Mix everything up. If rice is fully cooked and veggies are hot you can ENJOY (or microwave for a few more minutes if needed)

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2 Ingredient Cake Hack – 2 Layered Cake Microwave!
As cheap and easy as it is to make Vegan Cake & Cupcakes (I love this recipe) I think I’m hooked on this 2 ingredient hack. 12 ounce can of soda and 1 box of cake mix (any flavors with either) and your cake batter is good to go. No oil, no egg replacers, no milk substitutes. Just a (wo)man with a simple dream.

I tried making cupcakes in the microwave but I overcooked the cupcakes (3 minutes?) and they came out 100% un-edible. But I did microwave these two layers for cake and they came out great. While my cake was completely cooked I did find the texture ultra moist and easy to crumble while frosting. I frosted 95% of the cake you see pictured. I was debating if I should open a whole other frosting container to frost the last 5% of the cake and to add decoration on top. My better judgement said there was enough frosting so go take a hike.

On an unrelated note: I made 2 batches of 2 ingredient cupcakes the other week. During that time I discovered that I really like pink frosting. My rational side thinks I’m a chump but the heart wants what the heart wants. Pink frosting for life <3

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1 can soda (12oz, diet chemical death (my choice) or corn syrup are both great options), 1 box of vegan cake mix, vegan frosting, food coloring/sprinkles optional

  1. Mix cake mix with soda
  2. Pour into 2 microwave safe containers (I used round silicone bakeware)
  3. Microwave for about 6 minute. Cook these one at a time. I nervously checked the cake every 2 minutes. Goal: they’re done when the top doesn’t look wet and is firm. I pulled mine out the second they looked good.
  4. Let cool completely before removing from mold and frosting. ENJOY

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10 comments

  1. I will reproduce the rice and the potatoe for sure ! I got frozen vegetables and i didn’t know how to cook with. Where do you live ? I live in France, Vegan products like cheese, cream, milk, yogurt and seitan are very expensive and rare. Some vegan French people use that products in their videos, just because they can’t live without American videos, they copy and don’t learn, so they can’t teach us a simple way.
    But every french guy own a microwave, this video is really helpful for my way of life and I wish you will show us more hacks with it.

    Hope you understand me, I try to write with my heart and soul, but nothing is bigger than bad grammar lol

    • thanks dude! My grammar and spelling are trash. Yours is great!!!

      I’m in USA (texas).

      I’ve been looking up french recipes for the first time just the other day!

      If you can get gluten flour (maybe online) you can make seitan for cheap! and if you have nuts you can make a lot of the dairy products too. Granted nuts are not cheap.

  2. I have a giant bag of yet more kale from my CSA box to use. I am going to be in kale chip heaven tonight! I never thought to nuke a batch. The YouTube vid was so awesome I watched it twice!🤣.

  3. That Rice one is genius!
    One that I will make that microwave cake so that I can tell my boyfriend. “Hey, I made a great microwave cake. Is it bad?”

    • hahahaha. Dude what is more sad sounding than some microwave cake? but it’s cake! Your eyes say yes but your brain is unsure if its a trick.

    • Thanks! I haven’t tried chocolate flavor but as far as I know you can use any box cake mix and any flavor of soda! Speaking of flavor, I want to buy a bunch of those flavor extract from the store and mix them into my baked goods (or frosting). I have my eye on maple flavor (and a million other ones).

  4. I have to say this whole microwaving a potato thing should have been elementary but my brain never conceived the idea. I have been eating these fucking potatoes for every meal. I have to recommend some TJ’s vegan pesto and swap the tofutti for some so delicious plain yogurt for a much cheaper but slightly runny sour cream. Anyways, I’m addicted to your channel and want you to narrate my life.

    • thanks dude.

      the way you describe the enlightenment of a microwaved baked potato was exactly the same feeling I had when I made this video.

      I hate (and love) how quick my mind is to go back into habit mode & forget the gems I learn while filming. I have some potatoes! I must get in the habit of nuking them. So much faster than any other option.

      I would love to narrate your life!

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